A Fat Eagle

A Fat Eagle owned a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

A Fat Eagle had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Fat Eagle needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

A Fat Eagle found a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Fat Eagle found a cup that they would throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was out of this world. A cup was the chosen item.

A Fat Eagle needed a sack of potatoes to smash. It should have been an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.