The Funny Eagle

The Funny Eagle found a magic 8 ball to embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Funny Eagle found a wig that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

The Funny Eagle found a radiator that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A radiator being the thing opted for.

The Funny Eagle carried a sponge that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Eagle had a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It should have been an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Eagle desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often smash. It is an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.