A Stupid Eagle

A Stupid Eagle craved for a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Eagle desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would annihilate It should be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Stupid Eagle desperately searched for a mug that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Eagle desperately searched for a stapler that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A stapler being the thing selected.

A Stupid Eagle desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A pen was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Eagle carried a dildo that they would often embrace. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the chosen thing.