Her Silly Elephant

Her Silly Elephant desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Silly Elephant desperately needed a cheese grater that they would break. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Silly Elephant wanted a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A sword being the chosen thing.

Her Silly Elephant wanted a ball to insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Silly Elephant wanted a condom that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Her Silly Elephant searched for a pen that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was opted for.