Ugly Elf

Ugly Elf craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A custard pie is the item to opt for.

Ugly Elf desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Ugly Elf desired a wig that they liked to embrace. It might have been an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Elf desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A helmet is the thing to select.

Ugly Elf desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Ugly Elf needed a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.