The Fucking Elf

The Fucking Elf found a toilet brush that they would break. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Elf had a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It would have been an original action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Elf desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to eat. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Elf desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Elf desired a tomato that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Elf desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a different activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.