My Gentle Elf

My Gentle Elf looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

My Gentle Elf wanted a helmet that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Elf owned a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Elf looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Elf desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Elf wanted a set of lego that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.