A Curious Elf

A Curious Elf looked for a custard pie that they liked to share. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Curious Elf desperately desired a spade that they would often drop. It is an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

A Curious Elf owned a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

A Curious Elf needed a pen that they would demolish. This seems an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Elf owned a lava lamp to cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

A Curious Elf needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.