The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf always carried a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Talented Elf wanted a condom that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

The Talented Elf looked for a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

The Talented Elf searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Talented Elf desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often hug. It is a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Elf often carried a wig that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.