The Foolish Elf

The Foolish Elf often carried a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

The Foolish Elf craved for a teapot to sit and look at. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A teapot is the item to select.

The Foolish Elf always kept a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Elf always carried a crown that they would break. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A crown is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Elf desperately searched for a set square to rub on his belly. It would be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

The Foolish Elf often carried a pen that they would sometimes worship. It should be a different thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was selected.