My Fat Elf

My Fat Elf needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Elf searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

My Fat Elf desired a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

My Fat Elf always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Elf desperately wanted a spade that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

My Fat Elf desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.