Their Depressed Elf

Their Depressed Elf found a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Elf desperately craved for a spade that they liked to hug. This seems to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.

Their Depressed Elf desperately wanted a pint of cider to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Their Depressed Elf desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Their Depressed Elf needed a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Their Depressed Elf craved for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A dildo would be the item that was chosen.