His Scary Elf

His Scary Elf always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

His Scary Elf always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

His Scary Elf needed a computer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

His Scary Elf desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Elf desired a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.