My Nervous Elf

My Nervous Elf looked for a computer that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Nervous Elf found a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider of all things.

My Nervous Elf desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Elf wanted a pen to embrace. It would be an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was awe-inspring. A pen would be the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Elf had a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Nervous Elf had a wig that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.