The Exciting Elf

The Exciting Elf wanted a stapler that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Elf desired a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Elf craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Exciting Elf desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Exciting Elf desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Exciting Elf desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.