The Scary Elf

The Scary Elf owned a computer that they would embrace. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Elf desperately searched for a ball to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Elf found a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Elf desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Scary Elf desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.