The Retarded Fish

The Retarded Fish always carried a piece of paper that they would often eat. It might be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Retarded Fish carried a sword that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Fish always carried a cup that they liked to sleep with. It is a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Fish always carried a ball to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Fish desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Fish desperately looked for a bottle of beer to drop. It is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.