My Big Fish

My Big Fish desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It would have been a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

My Big Fish craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

My Big Fish desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Big Fish looked for a wig that they liked to share. It should be a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.

My Big Fish desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Big Fish carried a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A cucumber is the item to select.