A Boring Fisherman

A Boring Fisherman looked for a pen that they would share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

A Boring Fisherman searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Boring Fisherman had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Fisherman wanted a chocolate bar to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar having that done to it

A Boring Fisherman desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Boring Fisherman desperately wanted a stapler that they would often break. It is a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.