The Dodgy Geek

The Dodgy Geek needed a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Geek always carried a CD player that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Geek carried a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Geek desired a cheese grater that they liked to break. It was an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Geek always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Geek desperately looked for a radiator that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.