Her Naughty Geek

Her Naughty Geek had a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny thought, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Naughty Geek often carried a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Her Naughty Geek owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Her Naughty Geek had a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Her Naughty Geek always carried a bottle of wine to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Geek always carried a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.