The Ugly Geek

The Ugly Geek had a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Geek searched for a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Geek wanted a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Geek carried a CD player that they would eat. It is a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Geek desperately searched for a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Geek desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. A bat was the item that was chosen.