My Retarded Giraffe

My Retarded Giraffe desperately looked for a custard pie to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Giraffe always kept a magic 8 ball that they would drop. This seems a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was epic. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Giraffe desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Giraffe desperately searched for a set square that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

My Retarded Giraffe often carried a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

My Retarded Giraffe desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.