The Fucking Giraffe

The Fucking Giraffe always had with them a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Giraffe searched for a radiator that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Giraffe craved for a condom that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Giraffe had a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Giraffe carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Giraffe desperately searched for a cup that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.