The Famous Giraffe

The Famous Giraffe had a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Giraffe had a cup that they would hug. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Giraffe desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Giraffe had a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Giraffe desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Giraffe always had with them a crown that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.