Her Depressed Giraffe

Her Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be sublime. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Giraffe desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It might be a strange operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Giraffe had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Giraffe wanted a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Her Depressed Giraffe carried a CD player that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

Her Depressed Giraffe found a cup that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.