Their Scary Gremlin

Their Scary Gremlin wanted a cucumber that they would sleep with. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Their Scary Gremlin desperately wanted a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Scary Gremlin desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Their Scary Gremlin needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Their Scary Gremlin often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Their Scary Gremlin desperately wanted a porno magazine to cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.