The Ugly Gremlin

The Ugly Gremlin desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Gremlin owned a pint of beer to smash. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be magnificent. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Gremlin desperately needed a condom to cuddle. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Gremlin needed a custard pie that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Gremlin searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was spectacular. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Gremlin desperately wanted a radiator that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a different operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.