A Gentle Hedgehog

A Gentle Hedgehog found a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

A Gentle Hedgehog carried a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

A Gentle Hedgehog found a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Gentle Hedgehog desired a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Hedgehog needed a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

A Gentle Hedgehog looked for a spade that they would share. It is an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.