The Fat Hedgehog

The Fat Hedgehog carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Hedgehog always kept a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Hedgehog owned a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was magnificent. A set of lego being the item opted for.

The Fat Hedgehog desired a bottle of wine that they would eat. It should have been a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Fat Hedgehog desperately needed a cheese grater that they would drop. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Hedgehog searched for a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.