A Grumpy Hedgehog

A Grumpy Hedgehog always kept a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Hedgehog found a stapler to throw. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Hedgehog craved for a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Hedgehog looked for a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It is an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Hedgehog desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Hedgehog had a pint of beer to hug. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.