A Big Hedgehog

A Big Hedgehog always had with them a spade that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

A Big Hedgehog desperately searched for a vibrator to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

A Big Hedgehog desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.

A Big Hedgehog searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Big Hedgehog desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Big Hedgehog owned a sack of potatoes that they would often drop. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.