The Magical Jerk

The Magical Jerk owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Jerk desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to throw. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Jerk desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Jerk desired a spade that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A spade being the thing opted for.

The Magical Jerk often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Magical Jerk desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.