Their Little Jerk

Their Little Jerk needed a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to select.

Their Little Jerk desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. It would have been an odd activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Their Little Jerk searched for a radiator that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to select.

Their Little Jerk had a bag of poop that they would sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Their Little Jerk always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Their Little Jerk wanted a vibrator that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.