Her Eccentric Jerk

Her Eccentric Jerk wanted a crown to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

Her Eccentric Jerk desired a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Eccentric Jerk often carried a CD player that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Her Eccentric Jerk searched for a bat to try to balance on their head. This seems a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Jerk often carried a stapler that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.