Adorable Jerk

Adorable Jerk carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was epic. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Jerk often carried a helmet that they would often smash. It would be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

Adorable Jerk had a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.

Adorable Jerk always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Adorable Jerk desperately needed a pen that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen of all things.

Adorable Jerk desperately desired a mug to sleep with. It should have been a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. A mug was the thing that was opted for.