The Square Jerk

The Square Jerk always carried a bag of poop that they would cuddle. This could be considered a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop of all things.

The Square Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Square Jerk carried a bag of poop that they would drop. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Square Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Jerk craved for a can of coke that they liked to worship. It would have been a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Jerk found a rubber johnny to embrace. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.