The Fucking Jerk

The Fucking Jerk looked for a bat that they would worship. It is a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Jerk carried a bat to smash. This seems a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Jerk craved for a pen that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Jerk had a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Jerk desperately wanted a set square that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Jerk searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.