Their Foolish Jerk

Their Foolish Jerk owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It might be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Jerk carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It was a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Jerk desperately looked for a cup that they liked to break. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

Their Foolish Jerk always had with them a cheese grater to throw. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Jerk desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.