Their Confused Jerk

Their Confused Jerk always carried a set square that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

Their Confused Jerk desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It is an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Their Confused Jerk desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It is a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Their Confused Jerk always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Their Confused Jerk always carried a computer that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderous. Strangely, a computer was the item that was selected.

Their Confused Jerk always kept a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.