A Retarded Jerk

A Retarded Jerk carried a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Jerk desperately craved for a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

A Retarded Jerk craved for a dildo to throw. It might have been a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Jerk always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Jerk craved for a pen that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.