Their Bum Loving Jerk

Their Bum Loving Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Jerk desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Jerk desperately wanted a porno magazine to embrace. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Jerk craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. It would have been an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Jerk desperately looked for a mug that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

Their Bum Loving Jerk always carried a condom that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.