Fat Jerk

Fat Jerk looked for a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Fat Jerk wanted a ball that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.

Fat Jerk always had with them a set square to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set square is the item to choose.

Fat Jerk always had with them a CD player that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

Fat Jerk found a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Fat Jerk needed a cup that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.