The Famous Jerk

The Famous Jerk needed a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Famous Jerk desperately needed a helmet that they would embrace. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Famous Jerk desired a pint of beer to embrace. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Famous Jerk carried a helmet that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Famous Jerk needed a ball that they would demolish. It might be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Famous Jerk desired a condom that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A condom would be the thing that was selected.