The Foolish Jerk

The Foolish Jerk desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was miraculous. A big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Jerk desperately desired a spade that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Jerk craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Foolish Jerk desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Jerk often carried a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Foolish Jerk had a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.