Her Exciting Jerk

Her Exciting Jerk always carried a cucumber that they would break. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Jerk carried a condom that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Jerk carried a piece of paper that they would often break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A piece of paper was the chosen item.

Her Exciting Jerk needed a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Her Exciting Jerk needed a radiator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Jerk desired a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.