Her Crazy Jerk

Her Crazy Jerk desperately searched for a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Jerk desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crazy Jerk owned a set square that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Jerk desperately searched for a cup to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Jerk wanted a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Crazy Jerk desperately craved for a vibrator to embrace. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.