His Adorable Jerk

His Adorable Jerk desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

His Adorable Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Jerk had a crown to smash. It should have been a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Adorable Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a wig is the item to opt for.

His Adorable Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Adorable Jerk looked for a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.