My Foolish King

My Foolish King desperately wanted a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the King, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Foolish King always carried a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

My Foolish King desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

My Foolish King had a condom that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who thought it would be stunning. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

My Foolish King desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A painting of a melon of all things.

My Foolish King craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.