My Crazy King

My Crazy King always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Crazy King had a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the King, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Crazy King looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy King desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

My Crazy King always had with them a cucumber that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Crazy King desired a condom that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a new activity, to me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.